I realized this while Simon and I were making out and I was attempting to insert the Duke. I, in fact, did not know what I was doing. I skimmed the diagram portion of the manual, figuring, Hey this isn’t my first rodeo, I know what I’m doing. I didn't spend too much time thinking about what the middle section was for. The Duke has three different sections: the top (which is the bulbous head that goes up your butt) the middle part up until the battery and then a final curve (which hugs your perineum). It also explains the sex toy’s many twists and turns.Īs you may or may not know, most prostate massagers simply have a bulbous head and then a stopper, so it doesn’t get stuck up there. The perineum component to the Duke is why it's larger than other prostate massagers I’ve tried. It’s a highly erogenous zone that feels really good when stimulated.
#Fun factory skin#
The perineum, aka the "taint" or "grundle," is that thin strip of skin that runs from your anus to the base of your testicles. That’s because the Duke is not just a prostate massager: It’s also a perineum massager. You might be wondering why I said the Duke doesn’t look like it’s fucking around, if its instructions were pretty run-of-the-mill. It has five different pulsating vibration speeds to choose from. I said I had a toy I'd like to try out with him.īefore he came over, I read the manual, and it seemed relatively simple. And approximately 9 minutes after that, my eyes were rolling to the back of my head as if I had experienced an exorcism.īut let's go back to the beginning: After opening up the package, I texted my casual fuck buddy, Simon (not his real name), asking him if he wanted to come over that evening. Five hours after that, it was wedged firmly up my butt. It does not look like it's fucking around.” Three days later, the Duke arrived on my doorstep. When I received a list of three sex toys from the PR team at Fun Factory, I replied via email: “I like the Duke.